Wipe Hands on Pants
Feburary 29, 2008
I wanted to share something with my loyal readers (all 2 of you) — something I found hilarious this morning. But I must preface it with a quick explanation of the senario:
We've been out of paper towels in the office for about a week. And sitting right next to the coffee maker is a small stack of the bathroom paper towels. You know, the crappy ones that you pull out of public restrooms. Anyway, these haven't been very efficient since they saturate too quickly and, quite frankly, they feel like we're using toilet paper to wipe up messes around the sink. So, needless-to-say, everyone's been a bit annoyed. Is our cleaning lady on a paper towel strike? Does this have to do with Al Gore's global warming? Who forgot to order the paper towels?!
So this morning, I was making coffee and I reach over to grab a crappy bathroom paper towel and there were none left. So I look up, ignorantly, expecting there to be some supple Quilted Quicker Picker Uppers. And all I saw was a note on the paper towel roll dispenser that read: "Wipe Hand on Pants."
I laughed for about 10 minutes! Turns out Herskowitz, inadvertently the funniest guy in the office, was responsible for this note. Haha!
- Wipe Hands on Pants
- Feburary 29, 2008
- 3 comments
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3 comments
Patti said...
I concur! A picture would have been hilarious!! But imagining this whole scenario is quite amusing. :)Sat, 8 Mar 2008 11:56:00 EST
Mark said...
If only...I was quick enough to take the picture. After I made the post, I went back to snap a photo, and someone had replaced and thrown away the little note with some paper towels! Maybe I can get Herskowitz to make a new note (identical) and we can do a re-enactment.Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:44:00 EST
Jason said...
I really think a picture would be worth a 1000 words here. :-)Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:34:00 EST